BREAKING NEWS: St Olaf students take over Hungarian parliament!!!!!
Hello travelers today we continue the ballad of our brave warriors and their conquest of a foreign land full of confusing numbers and strange languages. Our travelers awoke at dawn and feasted upon great delicacies of coffee, bananas and toast, a true meal of champions. We then fought valiantly against the phi function learning much and making great strides in our knowledge. They successfully defeated Euler's phi and found his theorem at last. However our battle against Euler never shall truly end.
Exhausted from the great morning battle our travelers ventured into the wilds of Budapest for a grand luncheon. Some students enjoyed a local taverns warm meal. However a small group tried their hand at the culinary arts, creating great works of flavor. It was a great battle of unlabeled stoves with no indication to their heat, cheese, flames, Hungarian food labels and delicious seasonings. Our warriors were successful and crafted delicious pieces of ground cow on baked dough with rare cheeses and delectable sauces (Cheeseburgers).
(The worlds greatest chefs concocting)
The art piece descended from the hands of Sir Timothy the Third and Sir William the Microwave Master
After our scrumptious meals, our jolly band of travelers sieged the Parliament of Budapest!!! Inside we found statues of honor, murals of the heavens, and intricate designs on the walls. But most importantly, we saw the crown jewels. We would have loved to plunder the jewels but alas, it was heavily guarded by two impressively trained soldiers who kept watch of the jewels at all times. Overall, it was a magnificent and breathtaking journey and our whole band heartily enjoyed the experience.
The Hungarian Parliament during the siege of Saint Ole's Crusaders
Next, I, William Ulrich, would like to share a paragraph or two to reflect on, and carry on Lebron's (The King, The Goat, LeGoat, LBJ, King James, Chosen One, Captain Lemerica) legacy. This will be a very accurate and NOT overexaggerated speech of the profound impact that Lebron has on everybody's lives.
Oh Lebron, where can I even begin, your smile, your athleticism, your talent, it is so impressive that it shines above even the other "greats" of the game. The way you shoot the ball, as it flicks off of your fingertips is so technically perfect and your confidence and celebrations are legendary, iconic, and unmatched. If I could be the chalk that you threw up into the air before every game I would be a happy man.
(Me if Lebron smiled at me)
Next is your love for your family. Never has there ever been a man so compassionate and loving towards his family like my king Lebron. You have such love for your sons and daughter and raise them to never take for granted the luxuries that they grew up with. You are also incredibly funny. You are forever proud of them and truly pushes them all to succeed and do their best. I wish you could mentor me like that.
Lastly, your comeback in the 2016 NBA Finals is a comeback that could only be recreated in movies. The determination, skill, and pure talent it took to defeat this legendary Warriors team was something that only the true goat could have achieved. I hope that this will convince people that you are the one and only Goat and that this is an accurate appreciation of you, King James.
William signing off...
Back to our travelers journey, the night was concluded with ponderings on the theory of numbers. A few travelers embarked on a journey to the light museum, discovering many great portrait opportunities and wild displaces of magical lights. Some found their nightly meal with out great guide (Professor LeBerliner) at a local tavern selling shakes burgers and the like. That is all for today come back tomorrow for the next chapter of our heroic ode.
Here are some portraits from the magical light palace
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